Because five years is so obvious.



My husband just walked by and said, "It would be weird to be a pelican!" The comment came seemingly out of nowhere.

A few moments later, he followed that up with, "That would be nothing like being a human."

Nope. It sure wouldn't, Babe.

There was also some story about a pelican rescue in Florida that I honestly only got snippets of. Sorry, Dude, I was too busy typing this.

1 comment:

Brian said...

you son of a bitch. pretending to hear me tell you my famous pelican story.... do you ahve any idea how long I wated to share that with you? I mean, did you even understand? It's a metaphor for our whole... well. nevermind. You obviously don't care. Just like a pelican to shrug me off like that.

I'm going to the dock.