Heroes in a Halfshell*

FADE IN:

INT. MARTA AND BRIAN'S LIVING ROOM - NIGHT

M reclines on the couch; B on the loveseat as they watch television. Grandpaw and Dolly Parton are sleeping next to them, respectively, on the couches.

B fast-forwards through the commercials. He stops short and plays the new trailer for the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie. As it ends -

B
That actually looks pretty good.

M
Uh. Yeah. (a beat) That looks really good.

B
And all the early buzz is that it's good...

M
Dude, seriously, that looks smuggle-some-rum-in-and-get-some-nachos -- nachos, not popcorn, because-we're-not-screwing-around -- good.

B
"Nachos: Because You're Not Screwing Around. That should be the Nacho Board's slogan or something.

FADE OUT

*Alternate title: Please Forgive the Lack of Formatting on Blogger.